sorryforpartybarackin:

OH ‘sexually active’ i thought you said ‘radioactive.’ well in that case, no. i am not

(via wankershim)

fluttershwee:

benoistmelissas:

DO

NOT

SPEAK

TO ME

WHEN

I HAVE

HEADPHONES

ON

JESUS

CHRIST

(via allthatsleftis)

(Source: mcpartymcfly, via notahoe)

bleerios:

not only is the ceo of abercrombie & fitch a jackass but he treated marty mcfly’s family like shit in all the back to the futures and that is inexcusable

(via bleerios)

(via insertdramaticphrasehere)

fakegirlgamer:

[leans up against bar counter] hey can I buy you a [spills drinks everywhere] fuck [sweats profusely] fuck

(via quentitarantino)

ahnahwintour:

im your biggest fan i’ll follow you until you love me 

(Source: bynesexual, via beyoncebeytwice)

(Source: thepassiona, via scandy-mandy)

(Source: ind-cent, via whatawickedgangwearebelow)

(Source: aerisoul, via punkmonksteven)

(Source: shooptastic, via crissquinto)

r0sekanaya:

filling out a job application

“are you available for a Skype interview?”

….

“no.”

(Source: officialraminkarimloo, via capsiclesandironhearts)