i had the most surreal experience of my life at the mall i was standing by one of those god forsaken meme t-shirt stands and a sweaty pre-teen boy pointed to a shirt and yelled “gandam style” and started to half-heartedly do the dance without taking his eyes off of the shirt. his face was so red. he was tired.
DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS
Girl sneezes with her eyes open.
I’ve done a terrible, terrible thing
My roommate just ordered “none pizza with left beef”
Dominos called him after placing the order online to make sure it was not a mistake. It is too early to be laughing this hard
Become a figure skater they said
it will be fun they said
I hope this isn’t what I look like when pirouetting cause I’m pretty sure it is HAHAHA
if you’re reading this i love you and i believe in you
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