(Source: ruinedchildhood, via pandamusumeheart)


posted 6 days ago - 15,813 notes (source ruinedchildhood)
# omFG # vines

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone  

damonssalvatoree:

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

-hail hydra

(via cardinal-rohan)



thefirstblackspectre:

support our troops

(Source: thebestvinevideos, via thefuuuucomics)



halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

(via lucifers-hellangel)


posted 1 week ago - 76,329 notes (source pastapunk)
# omfg

splinteryourspine:

u gon let me in or nah

splinteryourspine:

u gon let me in or nah

(Source: p4nzerkunst, via breakfastbob)


posted 1 week ago - 79,674 notes (source p4nzerkunst)
# omFG # dogs

lepreas:

u think white ppl don’t have problems??? yeah well where’s my upper lip

(via justsay-youlove-me)


posted 1 week ago - 30,668 notes (source lepreas)
# OMFG

(Source: dinuguan, via cyberho)


posted 2 weeks ago - 34,396 notes (source dinuguan)
# omfg

mewsoleum:

ways people have tried to pronounce panini at work within the last 2 weeks:

  • panny
  • panuni
  • penne
  • paninny
  • panina
  • pnnnnnn
  • panty

chipotle:

  • chipotel
  • chipootle
  • chipotly
  • chernobyl
  • chepot
  • chepoodle
  • chipsodle

(via dutchster)


posted 2 weeks ago - 108,638 notes (source mewsoleum)
# chipootle # omfg

kawaiigod:

sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

(via -extremities)


posted 2 weeks ago - 124,845 notes (source kawaiigod)
# my jimmy snapped # omfg

thekinglunar:

loki-dokey:

sunnymurasaki:

wtfml:

adventuresofawhitegirl:

simonwang:

I laughed so hard. It’s so in sync with the song.

image

I actually cried laughing.

EVERY TIME THIS APPEARS ON MY DASH

this video this video is incredible

OMFG TEARS ARE ROLLING DOWN MY CHEEKS

OH LORD

(Source: videohall, via silverstatic)



spongyspice:

*puts on blow by beyonce*

image

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"make sure you clean that, it’s the only way to get the….

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flavor”

(via ipostepicshit)


posted 2 weeks ago - 76,387 notes (source spongyspice)
# YES # OMFG

Coach Orny Adams vs. JR Bourne (x)

(Source: coltnposey, via laheysmythes)