radstunts:

scraggay:

therealhamster:

scraggay:

handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself

you can scratch your own damn back but that doesnt mean it feels the same yo

i honestly tried to think of a witty response but i cannot damn that is a very valid point

this is the most civil ending to an argument i have ever witnessed on the internet

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#darren’s life summed up in a few lines

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smallear:

you could probably seduce me with a crumpled up 5 dollar and a slice of pizza

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nino-quincampoix:

sydneywonderwomanironmanwillis:

Anonymous asked: “honestly why do girls make such a big deal about their periods? It’s just a bit of blood for few days and then it’s over. That’s nothing compared to being kicked in the balls- a confused male”

#lol they mention period pain like it’s just… pain #not like what it truly feels like #giving birth to the devil

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livinglovinoloca:

youvegottaliveandlearn:

livinglovinoloca:

and satan said

let there be a talking orange with its own Tv show

so are we talking about the annoying orange or jersey shore?

omg

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